Red hands, blue river.

blackbanshee:

schmorgyborgy:

I put my cat in a sweater

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oh. my. GOD.

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(Source: cryomage, via pinkypawsss)

nolove-tospeak:

clangnbang:

el-h0mbre:

eatfithappiness:

epic-humor:

Animals Growing Up

Cuz who wouldn’t want this on their dash

MY HEart JFC

THE TURTLE

THE BOXERS omg

(Source: tastefullyoffensive, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)

"what if..."
"what?"
"i don't think i'm ever going to love anyone the way i love
you
."

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totallyfubar:

imelectraelectraheart:

catknuckles1:

meulins-choice-ass:

A pair of D-cup breasts weighs between 15 and 23 pounds—the equivalent of carrying around two small turkeys.

WHAT

Fuck

There’s the potential for a great turkey breast pun here but I can’t figure one out

That explains why people never believe I weigh as much as I do.

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unclefather:

wassupstyles:

What if you’re giving a bj in the shower and he just starts shampooing and conditioning your hair 

very polite

HAHAHA

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